Aired: April 5, 2005 | Season: 1 | Episode: 3

Overview
Runtime: 22m
Directed by: Ken Whittingham
Written by: Paul Lieberstein
Guest stars: Angela Kinsey, Brian Baumgartner, Charlie Hartsock, Kate Flannery, Leslie David Baker, Melora Hardin, Mindy Kaling, Oscar Nuñez, Paul Lieberstein, Phyllis Smith
Description
Michael doesn't want to upset the staff so he gets Dwight to pass on news about the company's reduced health provisions. Fed up with his nosiness, Jim and Pam pretend they are suffering from a variety of conditions including Ebola, Mad Cow Disease, spontaneous dentohydroplosion, hotdog fingers, nano-robot infection, inverted penis and anal fissures.