Season 3 | Seinfeld

Overview

Total Episodes: 23

Episode 1

Runtime: 23m
1991-09-19

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

Episode 2

The Truth

Runtime: 23m
1991-09-26

George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

Episode 3

The Pen

Runtime: 23m
1991-10-03

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

Episode 4

The Dog

Runtime: 23m
1991-10-10

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

Episode 5

The Library

Runtime: 23m
1991-10-17

A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

Episode 6

The Parking Garage

Runtime: 23m
1991-10-31

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

Episode 7

The Cafe

Runtime: 23m
1991-11-07

While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

Episode 8

The Tape

Runtime: 23m
1991-11-14

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

Episode 9

The Nose Job

Runtime: 23m
1991-11-21

Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

Episode 10

The Stranded

Runtime: 23m
1991-11-28

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

Episode 11

The Alternate Side

Runtime: 23m
1991-12-05

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

Episode 12

The Red Dot

Runtime: 23m
1991-12-12

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

Episode 13

The Subway

Runtime: 23m
1992-01-09

A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

Episode 14

The Pez Dispenser

Runtime: 24m
1992-01-16

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

Episode 15

The Suicide

Runtime: 24m
1992-01-30

A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

Episode 16

The Fix-Up

Runtime: 24m
1992-02-06

Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

Episode 17

The Boyfriend (1)

Runtime: 46m
1992-02-13

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

Episode 18

The Boyfriend (2)

Runtime: 24m
1992-02-13

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

Episode 19

The Limo

Runtime: 24m
1992-02-27

Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

Episode 20

The Good Samaritan

Runtime: 24m
1992-03-05

Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

Episode 21

The Letter

Runtime: 24m
1992-03-26

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

Episode 22

The Parking Space

Runtime: 24m
1992-04-23

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

Episode 23

The Keys

Runtime: 24m
1992-05-07

Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.